If you’re living for the weekend, you’re wasting 71% of your life.
When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, ‘I’m afloat! I’m afloat!’
When they said, ‘No! you aint!’
He was ready to faint,
That unhappy Old Man in a boat.
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word…….?
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable”.
“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat”.